Good grief

SWMBO and the sprogs like to watch Who Wants to be a Millionaire, whilst I'd rather crawl over broken glass. Having recently grabbed the Who Wants to be a Millionaire Junior board game second hand off the net, they sat down to play it this evening. I made myself scarce and jumped on the PC to read mail, blogs and newsgroups, whilst answering a few calls on my mobile phone. I grabbed the fourth call in an hour - and heard sprog number three say "Hi, it's Chris Tarrant here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire....". Yes, that's right. SWMBO was using me as her 'Phone-A-Friend'...from the house phone...in the living room 15 feet away. Is it any wonder all you folks out there are my best friends?