The Osbournes aired on UK terrestrial for the first time last night and I almost bust a vessel watching and laughing.
Top quote?
Sharon: introducing Ozzy to the dog therapist she has brought in to deal with the dog pissing on the furniture "This is the therapist."
Ozzy: shaking head in disbelief "The dog doesn't need a therapist, it needs you to get up at 7 and open the door!"