bignoseduglyguy

The lunacy of Herr Lutz

I have a friend called Nic.
He's from Bremen, the home of Beck's.
He's on a year-long round the world backpacking trip.
He sends guidebook-length emails back about his travels.
He also sends instant messages from South East Asian internet cafes.
He sent one whilst I was out just now.
About the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Carson City.
He obviously is missing Bavarian facial hair styling and desperately needs medication and help so I'm calling Australian Immigration now so they're ready for him.

Have fun, Nic!