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Idle thought whilst hanging up laundry

Idle thought whilst hanging up sprog's laundry

Why do celebrities go out with other celebrities instead of well-balanced normal folk like us? I mean, I suspect that we have all secretly imagined at some time or other what life would be like if we met and took up with . It's one of those things that sneaks into your head for a few second's unreal consideration before you shake your head and carry on doing what you were doing before it snuck in. Conversely, I wonder if whilst the rich and famous are endlessly dating/sleeping with/being a 'significant other' to other B-listers, they're secretly having fleeting thoughts of meeting people like me or you and cleaning out rabbit hutches, sorting the recycling and hosing off poo-caked knickers with the shower hose. I suspect not but until Helen Hunt, Ellen Barkin, Hollie Hunter, Cameron Diaz and Carrie-Ann Moss* ring to confirm or deny exhibiting this behaviour, I'll keep an open mind.**

*These were just the first to spring to mind. Believe me, I'm shameless, shallow and not the least fussy so the list is breathtakingly long. Strange that this thought occurs just a week after hitting 40 and whilst SWMBO is away. It is entirely possible that her influence, when present, is stronger than I had previously allowed for.

**No rants please - this was just an unbidden thought which I have put out there so enough, already.