Dear Ann
I would be interested to see how my Microsoft Basic Keyboard (1.0A) would look covered in half-chewed herb chicken and mayonnaise sandwich and Tango. Can you help me?
Dear bignoseduglyguy
We all know that the quickest way to do what you ask is to read Ann Widdecombe's Buck up! column on the Guardian Unlimited website whilst eating lunch. Now go away and stop being silly attention-seeking blogger.
LMAO!! if I'd have been eating my lunch I think my Microsoft natural keyboard would be covered with leek and potato soup by now... Did she REALLY write the answers to those, they're just so silly! everyone else should think themselves lucky... she's our MP!
Posted by: emmathesysad at April 5, 2004 04:43 PM